Overheard

Keanu and I were finishing dinner while Kate was playing on the floor nearby when she got a certain look on her face.
Me: "Are you pooping, Kate?"
Her: "No."
Maybe 10 minutes later I was washing dishes when she comes over.
Her: "Mommy, I fart," proudly patting her behind.
Me: "oh."
Her: "Nooo, I fart. Yuck," pushing my knees so I move away from the sink.
Me: "Oh, so we need to change your stinky diaper?"
Her: "yeah."